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        <div class="content" title="2012-12-09 15:03:01"> 人生最糗事！lz出差，老公是军人，休假便跟随lz出差…割了势利眼…有点长，再割为敬…半夜激情过后，光光的就睡着了，被门铃吵醒推老公去开门，老公听
          到是服务员就开了，各位能想到门口仨警察说扫黄，瞬间就把睡眼忪惺的老公推回床上，还可耻的掀开了我的被子么？老公一脚踹开了掀被子的警察然后马上帮我盖
          上，虽然酒店是感应灯，没有触按的情况下开门便只亮了门口的，虽然前后就两秒，可是还是能看清的啊…lz当场就吓哭了。可耻的警察还在说袭警，要把老公带
          回去。老公边帮我擦泪边骂：袭你MB！和自己老婆睡也被扫！我老婆被你看了是不是可以告你QJ未遂啊？给老子滚！然后他们要看结婚证。谁随身携带结婚证
          啊？老公就拿出了军官证，看到军官证的时候他们就安静了，看到上面的军衔时就去关上门开始道歉，看着老公围着浴巾训那三个人就觉得心里特解恨！可是又觉得
          训都不够！有这么扫黄的么？中国都是这么扫黄的么？不问缘由不问关系就掀被子的么？住一个房的就都是犯人么？他们有没有尊敬过别人？老公是军人，就道歉
          了，要是老公是普通人呢？酒店住那么多普通夫妻，他们呢？隔了一天了，心里还堵得慌。手机码字，大人给过吧。 </div>
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